Funny Farming Jokes, Puns, and Stories to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Farming is a tough job, but it can also be a lot of fun. And what's more fun than laughing at a good joke? Here is a collection of funny farming jokes, puns, and stories that are sure to make you laugh out loud.

Jokes For Farmers: Funny Farming Jokes, Puns and Stories

by Chester Croker

4.4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	911 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	100 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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Jokes

• What do you call a farmer who is always losing his sheep?
• A baaaaa-d farmer.
• What do you call a farmer who is always getting into trouble with the law?
• A crop-rot-er.
• What do you call a farmer who is always complaining about the weather?
• A whiner.

Puns

• What do you call a farmer who is always talking about his crops?
• A corn-y farmer.
• What do you call a farmer who is always losing his tools?
• A hay-wire farmer.
• What do you call a farmer who is always getting into trouble?
• A bail-out farmer.

Stories

A farmer was driving down the road when he saw a man standing in the middle of the road waving a gun. The farmer stopped his truck and asked the man what he was ng.

"I'm trying to shoot a bird," the man said.

"Well, you're not going to shoot any birds from here," the farmer said.

"Why not?" the man asked.

"Because there aren't any birds in this field," the farmer said.

"Oh, I know," the man said. "I'm just practicing. I'm going to shoot the bird that's sitting on the fence post over there."

The farmer looked up and saw a bird sitting on the fence post. He said, "You're not going to hit that bird from here."

"I know," the man said. "I'm just going to scare it so it flies away and then I'll shoot it."

The man fired his gun and the bird flew away. The farmer was amazed.

"I can't believe you hit that bird," the farmer said.

"I didn't," the man said. "I scared it to death."

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Jokes For Farmers: Funny Farming Jokes, Puns and Stories

by Chester Croker

4.4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	911 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	100 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE